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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2012 13:33:46 GMT -8
This one happened to me.
The doorbell rings and the Fed Ex delivery person has several boxes for you.
You receive 12 brand new laptops. The fed ex guy has the wrong street and once you sign for them and the fed ex guy leaves they will not be able to trace the laptops to your residence.
A. Keep the Laptops...SCORE!
B. Tell the delivery person he has the wrong address.
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Post by Willing Sniper on Dec 6, 2012 13:34:49 GMT -8
B. Tell the delivery person he has the wrong address.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2012 13:59:43 GMT -8
A. I kept them, it was a good christmas that year.
kidding!!! I did sign for them. Kept them for a week and then called Fed ex. :P
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Post by Deleted on Dec 6, 2012 14:16:53 GMT -8
B. Most stuff now is GPS digitally recorded. Lucky I didnt' get in trouble then. lol ;) |
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Post by ✿Lexxy✿ on Dec 7, 2012 7:37:54 GMT -8
This one happened to me. The doorbell rings and the Fed Ex delivery person has several boxes for you. You receive 12 brand new laptops. The fed ex guy has the wrong street and once you sign for them and the fed ex guy leaves they will not be able to trace the laptops to your residence. A. Keep the Laptops...SCORE! B. Tell the delivery person he has the wrong address. I came home to a package on my doorstep last year. I opened it & it was a brand new laptop. My address ends in 80 & it was meant for 60. I walked it down the street. They were ever so greatful it was meant for their daughter who was a new college freshman. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2012 9:16:01 GMT -8
This one happened to me. The doorbell rings and the Fed Ex delivery person has several boxes for you. You receive 12 brand new laptops. The fed ex guy has the wrong street and once you sign for them and the fed ex guy leaves they will not be able to trace the laptops to your residence. A. Keep the Laptops...SCORE! B. Tell the delivery person he has the wrong address. I came home to a package on my doorstep last year. I opened it & it was a brand new laptop. My address ends in 80 & it was meant for 60. I walked it down the street. They were ever so greatful it was meant for their daughter who was a new college freshman. At the time of that delivery I was doing contract work and had a partner. He often ordered items to be delivered and I thought they were for him. It wasn't until a week later I realized they were not his. When I called Fed Ex, they were pretty happy because they had no idea where the items had been left. |
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Post by Willing Sniper on Dec 7, 2012 11:29:06 GMT -8
You've got some hing in your hair. It will make you forever bald in a matter of two hours.
The only way to get it out is to wash it out with raw sewage.
You have the choice of:
Using the sewage
~or~
Living bald and being the wig shops newest customer.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2012 11:31:24 GMT -8
Easy, I'd use the sewage.
Some men look pretty good bald - as a side note. :D
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Post by ♬ pkbucko ♬ on Dec 7, 2012 12:47:36 GMT -8
My frigging hair is falling out anyway so this is tough... Do I save what I have left or just say screw it and let it go...
I guess the sewage. I'll enjoy what's left of it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2012 12:54:48 GMT -8
My frigging hair is falling out anyway so this is tough... Do I save what I have left or just say screw it and let it go... I guess the sewage. I'll enjoy what's left of it. Save the ginger dude. ;D |
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Post by Willing Sniper on Dec 7, 2012 14:06:40 GMT -8
I say sewage! WoooHoo sewage!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2012 14:40:48 GMT -8
Sweetie...your hair smells funny. :P
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2012 14:46:43 GMT -8
Would you rather lick an old man's stinky armpit or chew on a rotten yellow toenail?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2012 9:06:21 GMT -8
The old mans, of course. lol
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2012 9:16:15 GMT -8
ewww...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2012 9:27:15 GMT -8
I can pretend to lick it. No faking allowed. |
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Post by Willing Sniper on Dec 8, 2012 16:01:32 GMT -8
Definitely arm pit.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2012 10:53:30 GMT -8
Do you carrying on dating a guy because he loves garlic. Otherwise, he is good looking, smart and wealthy ? A. Dump him. B. Persist and try to veer away from his favourite root vegetable. C. Eat garlic with him and be just as polluted. ;D :D |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2012 11:01:57 GMT -8
Its good for the blood, apparently. What if the guy was skint ? I'm a big fan of garlic, I grow my own. Whats a skint? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2012 13:37:14 GMT -8
Would you rather
A. Slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or
B. Suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2012 13:56:13 GMT -8
B. There's only so much snot in a dog. A. Would be suicide. Do i still get to dive in the vat of alcohol after doing the dog ? Always the C. eh? ;D |
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Post by Willing Sniper on Dec 10, 2012 14:28:20 GMT -8
I'll take the dog.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2012 14:34:13 GMT -8
I figured you'd take the dog.
:-X
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Post by Willing Sniper on Dec 10, 2012 14:45:53 GMT -8
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Post by Willing Sniper on Dec 10, 2012 14:46:58 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2012 14:50:19 GMT -8
ruff!
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Post by Willing Sniper on Dec 10, 2012 14:50:50 GMT -8
There you go again.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2012 14:52:32 GMT -8
ooops... :P
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2012 9:54:05 GMT -8
Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all?
Would you rather:
A.Spend one day with your one true love just to never see them again.
B.Never meet your true love, that way you'll never know what you're missing.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2012 10:16:53 GMT -8
Tricky one. If it is your one true love, you would want to spend more than a day with them. Surely? Of course you would want to but for the sake of this game YOU CAN'T. So make the choice dear. >:( |
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