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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2013 8:48:29 GMT -8
Howard Stern contest winner dies after winning sex date with prostitutes  Johnny Orris was picked as the winner of Stern's I Want To Get My Grandpa Laid after his grandson revealed the 86 year old had not had sex since his wife died a decade ago. Orris was flown to Nevada on Thursday (12Dec13) to prepare for a meeting with the women who would be showing him a good time at the infamous Bunny Ranch, but he reportedly choked on a piece of steak while dining with his grandson and died, according to TMZ.com. Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof, says, "He just wanted a steak before having sex with Caressa Kisses and Vanity. The bunnies loved him." ~ Awww...he only got half his dream, a steak. |
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Post by Pilgrim47 on Dec 14, 2013 8:53:03 GMT -8
Sorry to hear of his misfortune but sex on a full stomach is not the way to go... But after ten years of celibacy he may have forgotten. They say the memory is the fist thing to go.
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Post by Willing Sniper on Dec 14, 2013 9:21:31 GMT -8
Lol
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Post by domic on Dec 14, 2013 9:37:34 GMT -8
He was probably so miscumbobulated with the idea of getting some that he forgot to put in his teeth.
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Post by Crusher on Dec 14, 2013 10:17:03 GMT -8
Ten years of celibacy is hard. (No pun intended!)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2013 10:19:07 GMT -8
Ten years of celibacy is hard. (No pun intended!) Speaking from experience? Did you do some hard time? |
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Post by Crusher on Dec 14, 2013 10:23:00 GMT -8
I've done a lot of un-hard time.
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Post by Willing Sniper on Dec 14, 2013 10:32:36 GMT -8
That's what she said
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