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Post by Willing Sniper on Aug 21, 2017 8:42:01 GMT -8
Trump Says The Eclipse Is Nothing More Than A Hoax
August 20, 2017
Donald Trump is never happy when he’s being upstaged and this time, it’s by none other than the sun. WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Attacking the media for its “very unfair” coverage of Monday’s solar eclipse, Donald J. Trump said on Saturday that the sun was equally to blame for blocking the moon. “The fake news is covering the eclipse from the sun’s side instead of the moon’s side, but if you look at it from the moon’s side the sun is blocking the moon’s side,” he said. “There are so many sides you can’t count all the sides.” Additionally, Trump tore into the sun itself, calling it a “showboat” for its role in the solar eclipse. “The sun thinks the world revolves around it,” Trump said. “Sad.” Trump also says that the eclipse is nothing more than a hoax perpetrated in the name of fear mongering. “Probably what’s really going on is that the moon is trying to eat the sun because moons do that, all the moons in the galaxy of the solar system do that, if you believe in science, which I don’t.” He elaborated, “I’m very happy that we were able to schedule the eclipse for my administration, and if the people like this one, we’re going to schedule another one very soon. We’re going to Make America Dark Again.”
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2017 12:22:15 GMT -8
He'll be wanting to build a wall around the Sun and Moon next.
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Post by ♥ Apple ♥ on Aug 21, 2017 13:06:31 GMT -8
He'll be wanting to build a wall around the Sun and Moon next. Donald Trump looks at the solar eclipse  “I like how everyone thinks Trump will eye damage from staring into the eclipse when staring directly at Steve Bannon for 2 years did nothing,” joked a mocker.... |
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Post by Willing Sniper on Aug 21, 2017 18:57:06 GMT -8
He actually looked into the eclipse. Science blah blah blah...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2017 23:57:41 GMT -8
There was a TV clip of him and Melania looking at the eclipse and he was talking,talking as usual. The look on Melania's face was priceless.
I read it as "shut the fuck up for a minute you orange buffoon while i watch the eclipse" or something like that.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2017 0:03:02 GMT -8
He actually looked into the eclipse. Science blah blah blah... You do know that he knows everything. You're so lucky there in the US.  |
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Post by Willing Sniper on Aug 22, 2017 8:18:53 GMT -8
Sad,,,
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2017 13:43:34 GMT -8
He'll be wanting to build a wall around the Sun and Moon next. He'll probably want Mexico to pay for it too! |
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